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The Aliens Laugh at Our Numbers
“You are still using numbers?”
A piece inspired by a late-night conversation about mathematics, limits, and alien intelligence.
December 3, 2025
A meditation on intelligence at the edge of its own language.
“The Aliens Laugh at Our Numbers”
They appear without sound or spectacle, just a presence, like a door opening we never noticed. We hurry to impress them with equations, proofs, spirals, all the clever things we have built. One leans in and speaks directly into the mind: You are still using numbers? It is not mockery. It is the gentle surprise of someone watching a child who has not yet learned to stand. They look over our systems, calculus and topology included, and with a light touch everything trembles. Closed system, one says. Closed minds. Another points at our proofs. You build ladders inside a box and never wonder who made the box. Their mathematics is not symbols. It is movement, resonance, a place they step into. They do not compute. They simply perceive. For a moment we glimpse what they see. All our certainty is only a story meant to keep the dark away. Before they leave, they offer one message like breath fading on glass: Escape your system and numbers will not matter. Then they vanish, and our small ladders remain, leading nowhere.